The Further Adventures of Miss Kitten

One of the weirder things about me is that I really enjoy musical productions.
I’ve been to local theater or touring performances of some of the greatest shows on earth, including: My Fair Lady, Grease, Fiddler on the Roof, Phantom of the Opera, Oliver, The Sound of Music, The Mikado, and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor [...]

This video is a hilariously ironic commentary on the times in which we live:

Although, this may become reality a lot sooner than we think.

A kitty and a baby fox are lying together on a sofa, which is so unbelievably cute I have a hard time containing myself. However, the kitty insists on giving the little fox’s ears a rather thorough tongue bath. Resistance to this cute attack is futile. There goes my brain.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww…*pop*

Another Waffle Day in the Kitten household has come and gone. The actual day isn’t until the 25th, but since that’s my busiest day at work we decided to celebrate a couple days early. Waffle Day is traditionally celebrated on March 25th every year, and by celebrate I mean eat enough waffles so that it’s [...]

It all started when I answered the company’s ad on the Swedish Employment Bureau (Arbetsförmedlingen) website. The ad was for an English teaching position at an international summer camp in the UK.  About a week after sending in my application I got a call from their recruitment office. It was all very preliminary stuff, no [...]

The average citizen just doesn’t understand how stressful the life of a police officer can be. Who are we to judge the ways in which they choose to wind down? I’m sure that at some point in our lives we’ve all wanted to sexually molest a cake.
Even so, after reading stories like this, I can’t [...]

Now, I’ve noticed a tendency for this programme to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I’m not having things getting silly. Those two last sketches I did got very silly indeed, and that last one about the bed was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh [...]

You’d have to be on drugs to think this was a good idea.
In the weirdest case of animal cruelty I’ve ever encountered, a slack-jawed yokel stoner from Omaha, Nebraska thought his cat was acting a bit too hyper. The solution that presented itself to his drug-addled brain was stuffing the cat inside a homemade bong [...]

I thought spring had surely arrived last week after a few plus temperature days where it was so sunny I had to dig my sunglasses out of the bottom of my purse.  It was also so warm outside I had to remove my cashmere scarf and open up my coat.
No such luck. It’s been coming [...]

What is it with elderly Swedes keeping money in their desks? My boyfriend’s grandmother always seems to have envelopes of cash stashed in her desk drawers.  She’s probably never used the ATM before and still goes into the bank every week to withdraw cash from her account.
As for the elderly Swedish woman who left her [...]