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Obama’s Use of Complete Sentences Stirs Controversy
Stunning Break with Last Eight Years
By Andy Borowitz
In the first two weeks since the election, President-elect Barack Obama has broken with a tradition established over the past eight years through his controversial use of complete sentences, political observers say.
Millions of Americans who watched Mr. Obama’s appearance on CBS’ “Sixty [...]

Guess what he told me? He said, “Girl, you’ve got strep throat and need penicillin!”
Loyal readers of my blog and Facebook friends are probably all aware that I’ve been very ill lately. I had a terrible cold the second week of October, and now barely a month later I caught what I thought at [...]

A palindrome is a word and/or phrase that reads the same backwards and forwards. One of the better known and more symmetrical palindromes is, “Rats Live On No Evil Star.” Here’s “Weird Al” Yankovic’s brilliant song, “Bob” in which every line is a palindrome:

And to the media, you can now stop over-emphasizing fact that this is an “historic” election. Everyone understands that. It’s time to move onto the business of fixing the country. Barack Obama may be the first black president, but his race is incidental. The American people have spoken, and the fact that he won this [...]