The Further Adventures of Miss Kitten

It’s also incomprehensible. The following article discusses how many Swedish young men (aka: morons) consider becoming infected with chlamydia to be a badge of honor and an affirmation of their manhood:

Chlamydia helps young men feel more ‘manly’: Swedish study
Young men who contract sexually transmitted diseases often view their afflictions as an affirmation of their manhood, [...]

Talk about a cat fight getting seriously out of hand…
The article doesn’t go into a lot of detail so I’m left wondering what the girl said or did to provoke her cousin into almost strangling her to death…with her (the victim’s) own bikini top, no less! The fact that the cousin nearly achieved what [...]

In case you hadn’t heard already, President Obama swatted a fly during a recent CNBC interview, and PETA is none too pleased about it. Here’s the video in question, during which the President demonstrates his James Bond coolness and kills the fly in a very presidential manner: swiftly and decisively. Afterwards he celebrates for a [...]

Wow. I’m just…stunned.
Apparently, a prosecutor from Gävle, Sweden believes that prescribing birth control pills to girls under the age of fifteen (the legal age of consent here in Sweden) is a crime. Under Swedish law any sexual intercourse (consensual or not) with any one under the age of fifteen is statutory rape. Therefore, according to [...]

Here’s another one for the stupidity category. An elderly Swedish woman went to the pharmacy to pick up her prescription headache pills, and was instead given (quite erroneously) a powerful anti-cancer drug that would have killed her had she gone ahead and taken it.
The woman is partially responsible for the stupidity. She was expecting to [...]

The average citizen just doesn’t understand how stressful the life of a police officer can be. Who are we to judge the ways in which they choose to wind down? I’m sure that at some point in our lives we’ve all wanted to sexually molest a cake.
Even so, after reading stories like this, I can’t [...]

I recently spotted this spelling fail over on The Local:

I usually don’t point out spelling and/or grammar mistakes, but it’s kind of hard to ignore a glaring typo in the middle of an article’s headline. How about a little professionalism, people?

I’m a regular visitor of the Procrastination. In fact, I’ve been thinking of applying for citizenship and getting my own Procrastination passport. But…meh. I’ll do it later.

There’s a 4% Chance You’ve Been Abducted By Aliens

There’s virtually no chance you’ve been abducted by aliens.
But there’s always hope for the future!

What Are the Chances that You’ve Been [...]

I can’t believe that some people actually need to be reminded that Coca-Cola is a beverage. You’re supposed to drink it, and it’s not meant to come in contact with any other orifice. For those of you wondering, “What orifice?” (as you should be), I’ll explain. However, keep in mind that the following sentences [...]

Sorry, but I think I might have misheard you. It sounded like you said I’m supposed to totally abstain from sexual intercourse until I get married.  Oh, that is what you said.
Abstinence only?
Well, doesn’t that seem a little unrealistic? I mean, did you wait until you got married? What do you mean it’s [...]