The Further Adventures of Miss Kitten

Despite its humble Amish origins, the town named Intercourse, in the great state of Pennsylvania, is infamous for having the most suggestive town name in America. However, American city names ridden with innuendo and weirdness certainly aren’t rare. Here’s a few of what I consider to be the best/worst/weirdest town and city names in the [...]

Sorry for not updating in what seems like forever. I’ve been pretty busy with work and life and honestly didn’t have anything worth posting on my mind. However, this story posted over on The Local is just too good to pass up. That pesky Jesus just keeps messing with (stupid) peoples’ heads. This time his [...]

Earlier today I was simply blown away by Susan Boyle’s performance of “I Dreamed a Dream” on Britain’s Got Talent. It’s something that has to be seen (and heard) to be believed.
Meanwhile, in my neck of the woods four lads from Borlänge, Sweden (never to be outdone by the Brits) treated the audience of [...]

The average citizen just doesn’t understand how stressful the life of a police officer can be. Who are we to judge the ways in which they choose to wind down? I’m sure that at some point in our lives we’ve all wanted to sexually molest a cake.
Even so, after reading stories like this, I can’t [...]

You’d have to be on drugs to think this was a good idea.
In the weirdest case of animal cruelty I’ve ever encountered, a slack-jawed yokel stoner from Omaha, Nebraska thought his cat was acting a bit too hyper. The solution that presented itself to his drug-addled brain was stuffing the cat inside a homemade bong [...]

I mean, it’s bad enough that a few wacky Christian Fundamentalists think the Harry Potter series of books is especially bad for children and shouldn’t be read by anyone. Not that they’ve actually read any of the books, but they’ve heard that they are full of witches and wizards conjuring up demons from Hell, worshiping [...]

Here’s another one for the “Truth is Stranger Then Fiction” files. My favorite part is when the article states that “an inexperienced staff member had been manning the cash desk at the time.” Ya think? I bet a few heads rolled for this:

Woman exchanges Monopoly money for Danish kroner
A woman in Denmark played a high [...]

The following article discusses how a Swedish court recently ruled that a deaf woman – who claims to be addicted to Coca-Cola and other junkfood as a “side effect” of her disability – should be allowed to seek treatment for her addiction.

Swedish woman allowed to seek treatment for ‘Coke’ addiction
Published: 19 Jan 09 07:04 CET
Online: [...]

I can’t believe that some people actually need to be reminded that Coca-Cola is a beverage. You’re supposed to drink it, and it’s not meant to come in contact with any other orifice. For those of you wondering, “What orifice?” (as you should be), I’ll explain. However, keep in mind that the following sentences [...]

I just discovered this website and I’m hopelessly in love with this blogger. He had me when he wrote this about “abstinence-only” pledges and why they don’t work:
I pledged to abstain from being so awesome but I couldn’t stop thinking about how awesome it would be to be awesome. So, I caved.
I looked up some [...]